“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
(Source: hamburgay, via book-of-tea)
"My first love
was some insignificant boy
when it should have been
how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you
just got back from the vet. you guys know what my dumb dog did?
he sprained his tail. from wagging it too hard. this is the stupidest thing.